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Reblog if you have boobs

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything


me (surprised):  omg
me (amused):  omg
me (angry):  omg
me (sad):  omg
me (nostalgic):  omg
me (annoyed):  omg
me (scared):  omg

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

lea-michele:

inconsistent weather makes me so ANGRY like if i wake up in the morning and it’s cold and i decide to wear a pair of tights then it is just fucking DISRESPECTFUL for the weather to change to the point where i am sweating and crying in the fetal position by 3pm like just do the DECENT thing and stay cold all day you piece of shit

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

eeyorefanblog:

do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

blastortoise:

Brits and canadians always have the AUDACITY to say some shit like “wow america is so trash i’m glad i’m not there” like please read a history book